Mainstream news outlets have today admitted that despite the constant reports on Bitcoin, Ethereum, and cryptocurrency in general, they don’t actually have any idea what they’re on about.
“We’re happy to hand the reins over to our financial experts on this one, they have no clue either, but they’ve worked with banks before.”
Despite being perhaps the biggest advancement in the history of modern finance, financial experts have not learned anything about the revolutionary blockchain technology or its implications, since Bitcoin’s inception nearly 10 years ago.
The media are happy to share the opinion of traditional banking officials – because they’re most qualified to speak on a system invented to render them useless.
“This thing is a bubble. It’s a giant ponzi scheme and I will be staying very clear of it.”
The network is now reportedly seeking a coal miner to report on global warming.