How One Brave Man & Two Porn Stars Saved the Crypto Market

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Crypto Twitter saviour Romano, along with porn stars Brenna Sparks and Bobbi Dylan, has eaten ass to save the crypto market

Yes it’s true.

Romano has single-handedly saved crypto and sparked the next bull market, by flying to Vegas and fulfilling the prophecy.

In a string of events best left to twitter for elaboration (below), a prophecy was written – one which would require our saviour Romano to eat ass for the first time in order to bring about the next bull market.

Who would help him on his noble quest? None other than crypto’s favourite porn star – Brenna Sparks.

See how things unfolded below, and remember to thank our saviour for his efforts.