Bitcoin is a scam

“Bitcoin is a scam” Says Man Slipping $50 Bills Into Pokie Machine

A local gambling expert has exposed digital cryptocurrency Bitcoin as nothing but a scam. This comes as the currency reaches a record high of...
The Tron rocket has left the stratosphere - takes the 6th market cap spot

The Tron rocket leaves the stratosphere – takes 6th market cap spot

Tron now holds the 6th largest marketcap. The hot new cryptocurrency has shot from $0.04 to $0.25 in the new year alone, beating out favorites...
US cash to be banned.

US Government to Ban Cash After Reports of Illegal Use

The U.S Treasury has today released the findings of a 5 year investigation into the use of cash for undesirable goods and services. "It's been...
Ethereum Founder Vitalik Buterin

Ethereum Founder Vitalik Buterin Reportedly Seen Eating a Full Meal

The cryptocurrency community is showing signs of both shock and excitement today, following reports of the Ethereum co-founder having eaten his first full meal...

Bitcoin Price Plummets – Is This Finally The End Of Crypto?

So is this the end of Crypto? In other news, here's a meme: https://youtu.be/4KWFKRbK1pY
Bitcoin Reportedly Strapped To SpaceX Rocket After Having Trouble Reaching The Moon

Bitcoin Reportedly Strapped To SpaceX Rocket After Having Trouble Reaching The Moon

SpaceX's big new rocket 'Falcon Heavy' has blasted off on its first test flight, carrying a red sports car into space. Recent rumors suggest...
Friend sold bitcoin cryptocurrency now worth $5000.

Friend Who Sold Bitcoin Last Week Doesn’t Want To Hear About It

Bitcoin has suddenly breached $5000 US for the first time, pushing this year's gains to more than five fold with no signs of slowing...
'Crazy bitcoin friend' now bombarded with messages from friends and family

‘Crazy Bitcoin friend’ now bombarded with messages from friends and family

Simon has spent the last 12 months telling everyone he knows to buy Bitcoin - to no avail. "Ethereum is really worth a look too....
Buying altcoin at all time high

Man Buys Cryptocurrency At All Time High And Panic Sells For A Loss

A man has reportedly bought Bitcoin at the peak of its latest bull run. The man then watched with disbelief as the cryptocurrency subsequently dropped...
After failing to reach the moon, young astronaut 'Lil Bubble' has moved to his next 'get-rich-quick-scheme' - making subpar Hip-hop songs.

Failed Cryptocurrency Trader Begins Career As Failed Music Artist

After failing to reach the moon, young astronaut 'Lil Bubble' has moved to his next 'get-rich-quick-scheme' - making subpar Hip-hop songs.