Bitcoin Price Surge Sparks Heavy Demand For Space Suits This Halloween

Cryptocurrency moon mission

Costume stores across the country are struggling to meet the demand for astronaut outfits this October, with an unprecedented amount of young men emptying the shelves.

The sudden demand comes with the ever-growing popularity of cryptocurrency trading, which has seen the value of top ranked cryptocurrency Bitcoin rise over 500% this year alone.

“How funny would it be bro, we’re going to the fucking moon!” One guy was overhead saying in Halloween City.

“This is an absolute moon mission. Apollo 18. Strap in.”

They are expected to spend Halloween with their close mates watching their Blockfolios.